I got a job I wanna quit
I got an ex I need to ditch
And I need a fix
My car's out in a no park zone
It's gotta move
And if it don't it's gettin' towed
I got a million different reasons to go
But the last place I'm going is home

We got tomorrow problems
Pour me a double, get to whiskey talkin'
Blowin' all our money like we're Bill Gates ballin'
Wake up in the morning laughin' at rock bottom
We goin' out all night, we put it all on ice
No we ain't gotta solve 'em
We got tomorrow problems
We got tomorrow problems
But we ain't got none tonight

I got some bills I gotta pay
But they can wait
'Cause I'm overdrawn and I'm overdrank
I might've made a few mistakes
I might've smoked a couple things and now I think
I got a million different reasons to go
But my song is on so I'm thinkin' no

We got tomorrow problems
Pour me a double, get to whiskey talkin'
Blowin' all our money like we're Bill Gates ballin'
Wake up in the morning laughin' at rock bottom
We goin' out all night, we put it all on ice
No we ain't gotta solve 'em
We got tomorrow problems
We got tomorrow problems
But we ain't got none tonight

I got 99 problems but a drink ain't one
And every one of 'em can wait until the morning comes
I got 99 problems but a drink ain't one
And every one of 'em can wait until the morning comes

We got tomorrow problems
Pour me a double, get to whiskey talkin'
Blowin' all our money like we're Bill Gates ballin'
Wake up in the morning laughin' at rock bottom
We goin' out all night, we put it all on ice
No we ain't gotta solve 'em
We got tomorrow problems
We got tomorrow problems
But we ain't got none tonight

I'm not going home