Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys Good old Dane, what a shame He got done for a sexual harassment claim What about Phil? He lost his chill Had to go and eat that damn red pill And here come the grammar police Here comes the PC brigade And here comes a mattress on the floor From the bed you tried to get her to make Now you're living little lives without women And blaming them for all the change You thought the boys were 'sposed to stay the same But no one cares about the good days Poor Jack, that was slack Took the bait and hit his girl back And here comes mike with the motorbike Guess he'll never see that little tyke Handsome Cory with his high school glory No one wants to hear those fucken stories And here come the grammar police Here comes the PC brigade And here comes a mattress on the floor From the bed you tried to get her to make Now you're living little lives without women And blaming them for all the change You thought the boys were 'sposed to stay the same But no one cares about the good days Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys Not sure so I feel bad for the boys Guess I don't feel so bad for the boys