There's yelling in the hallway I found refuge on a twin bed of this three-star hotel I hear the laughter from the TV Static, Rachel talks to Phoebe about the cat that smells And I know this place is haunted, oh I swear I hear somebody knocking, but I can't really tell And this outlet's busted Phone died, and I can't charge it What a life, man, what a life this is, mmm Just me, myself, and nothing But I taught me how to love it Home is wherever I live Ah, ah, ah ah Ah, ah, ah ah I remember I owe mom a call As I hang my stray hairs on the shower walls for decoration I wonder what I'd hear if rooms could talk And I wonder why I'm thinking that at all I'm going crazy And this toilet's rusted Food came, but I don't trust it What a life, man, what a life this is, yeah Just me, myself and nothing But I taught me how to love it Home is wherever I live Ah, ah, ah ah Ah, ah, ah ah Hard to sleep sometimes with no one by my side I do my best to find the sense in it The more the days go by, the more myself and I Shake hands and realize the benefits of independence And it's really something To make homes of worn-out luggage What a life, man, what a life this is, yeah Just me, myself and nothing But somehow I've learned to love it Home is wherever I live Ah, ah, ah ah Home is wherever I live Ah, ah, ah ah Home is wherever I live