In the east end of London Fly the Union Jacks Ready for one more royal event A gift from the great working class Born the heart of the city When they first heard the bow bells Their taxes pay for this stupid parade A circus carnival Look at the paper flags waving To celebrate what? The royal wave gives the finger To the poor and the lost Why don't they bring out the ballots When the queen takes a crap Can't they see that it's a royal event Like the birth of one more royal brat Time for a small revolution Vacate the Buckingham zoo Let them run free in this big scary world And get to eat some cake too Look at the paper flags waving To celebrate what? The royal wave gives the finger To the poor and the lost The crown will soon lose its luster When realized diamonds are nothing but rocks Look at the paper flags waving To celebrate what? The royal wave gives the finger To the poor and the lost Look at the paper flags waving To celebrate what? The royal wave gives the finger Are you getting the plot?