Out on Highway 1, I saw a camper van Parked out on the shoulder Thinkin' they had broken down, I pulled over There was a little old lady and her old man Kickin' back relaxin' They said, "Sit down and help us Celebrate our golden anniversary" They had foldin' chairs, they were holdin' hands Starin' at the fields I said, "Man this ain't no movie, this is real" Love should be as simple as that Foldin' chairs, holdin' hands And matching baseball caps Love is wanting what you have Love should be as simple as that They said, "Stay awhile", I siad, "I thought I might And ask some burnin' questions Like how'd you make love last so long" They started laughing He said, "To keep our love from danger, I treat her like a stranger Courteous, considerate and kind" Love should be as simple as that Foldin' chairs, holdin' hands And matching baseball caps Love is wanting what you have Love should be as simple as that So I went home and I said, "Baby, baby listen" There is something missin' in our lives She said, "I know, I been tryin' to tell you We need more communication, an exotic vacation Big screen tv, redwood jacuzzi Dinners out, concerts and movies New kitchen, big addition, a pool, jewelry Sauna, fish pond and a five acre lawn" I said, "Get in the camper" Love should be as simple as that Foldin' chairs, holdin' hands And matching baseball caps Love is wanting what you have Love should be as simple as that Love should be as simple as that Love should be as simple as that...