Just punched the clock and boy, am I ready? Walkin' out the door headin' home It's time to buckle up again in my rolling hunk of tin It's quittin' time the evenin' race is on It's that five o'clock 500 and I run it every day Pick up trucks, cars and buses all in my way We've got Darrel, we've got Dale, Richard, Mark, Rusty and Jeff Oh, the boss just dropped the green we're on our way It's that five o'clock 500 every day Oh, Bubba's runnin' right on my bumper Pushin' me but there's no where to go Lane changin' left and right, blowin' horns and blinkin' lights Oh, the fast lane has never been so slow It's that five o'clock 500 and I run it every day Pick up trucks, cars and buses all in my way We've got Darrel, we've got Dale, Richard, Mark, Rusty and Jeff Oh, the boss just dropped the green we're on our way It's that five o'clock 500 every day Well, the caution is out we're at a stand still Heard there's construction up ahead Won't be long so they say, soon we'll all be on our way Some trucker on the CB just said It's that five o'clock 500 and I run it every day Pick up trucks, cars and buses all in my way We've got Darrel, we've got Dale, Richard, Mark, Rusty and Jeff Oh, the boss just dropped the green we're on our way It's that five o'clock 500, five o'clock 500, five o'clock 500 every day Every day, every day, every day Five o'clock 500