I tried to fuck a girl from Sioux Falls But she text all night, and gave me blue balls A dick teaser skeezer from the city of Mitchell You never gave me the pussy, you bitch you Rapping to the girls in Rapid City But they left rapidly, what a pity Almost got a blowjob in Pierre But she said I have too much pubic hair I took my Blackwood to Whitewood Didn't go quite good I got a room in Deadwood The receptionist said she's from Lead But she won't come up and give me no head I told her let's drink and smoke on this Maybe later I can spear your fish She denied all of my urges Just like all the pretty girls in Sturgis I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota Such a lonely place No women on MySpace I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota Any time of year Can't find no pussy here I thought I had a winner when I was in Winner But baby girl wouldn't let me go up in her I met a feminist from Vermillion She said she wouldn't fuck me for a million I got some bookings in Brookings But the girls were not foo-king Tried to dick your daughter down in Watertown But it was too many cock blockers hanging around I thought I had a queen in Aberdeen This rejection is fucking up my self esteem Rush me a whore to Mount Rushmore I really don't wanna jack off no more All the hot girls in Hot Springs Get mad when you discuss hot sexual things Imma get me some pussy, it's not too late Imma fill my gas tank and get out of this state I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota Such a lonely place No women on MySpace I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota Any time of year Can't find no pussy here I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota Such a lonely place No women on MySpace I'm beating my meat at the hotel in South Dakota Any time of year Can't find no pussy here What's up, South Dakota? I love y'all, man, I love y'all weed I love all my fans Imma just run down to Nebraska, Iowa, get me some pussy right quick, Imma be right back You know what I'm sayin? No hard feelings, just a hard dick I'll be back, real quick, alright