Caught the flu the other day
This chick asked me to pray
Told me the earth is flat
What can you say to that?

How can you have free choice
Without and inner voice?
No arguments, no blues-
Lace up your blue suede shoes!

Do the Flat Earth Stomp
Do the Flat Earth Stomp
It don't matter how you pledge
Dance right up onto the edge

Cross the threshold
Into the outside world
When you see the dome
Know you are not alone!

Won't debate the fact
Some say the earth is flat
I can only smile-
Lace up my crocodiles!

Do the Flat Earth Stomp
Do the Flat Earth Stomp
It don't matter how you pledge
Dance right up onto the edge

Dance on to the edge
Dance on to the edge

Do the Flat Earth Stomp
Do the Flat Earth Stomp
It don't matter how you pledge
Dance right up onto the edge

Do the Flat Earth Stomp
Do the Flat Earth Stomp
It don't matter how you pledge
Dance right up onto the edge