Come on, right That's right, feel that shit Unh, right Come on, Daddy Join in on this motherfucker Would you? Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah So, let's go My Uber driver smells bad Uber driver smells bad Got a smelly Uber driver Uber driver smells bad Yeah A smelly Uber driver Yeah, that's right Got a smelly Uber driver Uber driver smells bad Got a smelly Uber driver He got a free water If you want a drink drink You know, what else he got He got a stink stink Uber driver smells bad God damn, what the fuck? Got a smelly Uber driver Yeah Uber driver smells bad Right when I got inside I was like, "Uh-oh" This Honda Civic smells Just like a butthole Uber driver smells bad What the fuck? Now, come on Got a smelly Uber driver Locked window Uber driver smells bad He rock the Google Maps He rock the window tint One thing he doesn't rock Is that deodorant God damn, Speed Stick that shit Uber driver smells bad What the fuck? Come on Got a smelly Uber driver Uber driver smells bad I need the iPhone charged I pass the cord back And when you take a bath Scrub the nutsack Scrub your nutsack What the fuck? Scrub your nutsack Common courtesy This shit got germs I can't believe the smell In these Uber cars Oh, wait, I shit my pants I'll give him five stars Give him five stars Damn Give him five stars Turns out the smell was me Better give him five stars Word up, motherfucker, yeah