Okay. Just getting ready.
The pilot had a heart attack
The co-pilot can't be found
The people in the aisles are screaming
They know the plane's going down
We need a hero, someone to save us
We need a hero to land the plane
We need a hero who's going to do it
We need a hero to save the day
So I jump to my feet and I volunteer
The people on the plane All start to cheer
I get a high-five from a baby
And a hickey from a flight attendant
So I go in the cockpit Put the headset on
And grab the main control
Then right away I crash the plane
Because I don't know what I'm doing [laughter]
Thank you, thank you, thank you. [applause]
Yeah. Thank you.
