I'm a man in the rain 
Here they come now, Teddy Boys 
I'm a bad man all alone 
I belong here, Teddy Boys 

Oh, maybe I'm just looking for something nasty 
Songs I'm gonna sing in jail 
Or maybe I'm just looking for some affectations 
Before the bouncer comes and kicks me out of the club 

I'm a man, maybe two 
And I see you, Teddy Boys 
Like a mad dog in a dream 
I want ice cream, Teddy Boys 

Oh maybe I'm just looking for something nasty 
Songs I'm gonna sing in jail 
Oh Bobby's not in trouble, maybe it's his birthday 
And now somebody's come to kick me out of the club 

Teddy Boys, Teddy Boys 
Call me Jack anyway, could be fun 
Here they come, anyone 
You don't have to be clean to be seen 
I'm a man moving uptown 
And the fat boys are tracking me down 
Oh my God, so I run, and I run, and I run 
Till I'm tight back laughing with you