I'm staring down at my whiskey now, oh shucks Crying in the grass and making bad sense, uh huh No one ever sees me cry She is my real tough guy And she never told me why But I know Because I knew it all when I looked into that creature's eyes She's a bull dyke and she makes me come to life each time Oh, she is such a real tough guy But I try to treat her great And no one ever hears me cry You're special person that way You're a scumbag and I'm sad about that, oh shucks That's the way I like it Makes me want to shout And she really drove me south I let her live at my house I'll just figure it out