Drowning head first in my blue life jacket 
Plucked from the roos of a funeral casket 
Hear baby cheers when I'm wondering near you 
How's the broken hearted blues 

Don't over think when they say I told you 
Lay off the booze as the video blows you 
Bring on the cheer I want to be here 
But I've got this terrible problem 

All my friends had left, the feeling got sober 
I was a chef on the Red October 
Who lost his spine was paid to feel fine 
And just for ugly babies who are often unkind 

I pushed away those concerts 
Where the privilege comes to play 
I chopped down disciples 
Who have been queen for just one day 

Despite my attitude was poised to discover 
I changed the news to find but one jealous lover 
And I love her on time 

Chocomel venti pop Easter basket 
Dos mojitos in la discoteca 
Not supposed to eat after midnight 
I think we have a terrible problem 

Don't over think when they say I told you 
Lay off the booze as the video blows you 
Bring on the cheer I want to be here 
But I think I'm turning into a monster dear 
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello