The sweat on your lips is the rest of your smack 
Your breath starts to skip as your neck turns to slack 
Lay down my chubby princess before you get some rest 
Cause tonight she's gonna put your crummy mattress to the test 

And they say not so many strawberries grow in the sea 
Cause it's too late for changes in my family 
And all the phoney princes still hate my guts so much 
Cause I just don't believe in bad news before lunch 

And if I went back to that whorehouse tonight 
Do you think I'd find a reason for a princess not to bite 

For those of us folks that good health does not bless 
The best news for us is the end of our death 
Lay down my chubby princess before you get some rest 
Cause tonight she's gonna put your crummy mattress to the test 

And if I went back to that whorehouse tonight 
Do you think I'd find a reason for a princess not to bite 
My cock