C Bartholemew bring me a forkG7 There's a minstrel parade on tvC Let the lights glow, an excellent reasonG7 C To stay home tonightC Oh the old men wave their canesEmi They have yesterday's brainsF G And their worlds stop turning on sundaysC The young lives are clippedEmi And smudged on the rocksF G Distorted and forgottenC Quietly she enters the roomG7 But we can't talk, we can not be seenC Returning her new pair of jeansG7 C Just to stay home tonightC Oh the mirror always showsEmi There's a stranger in my clothesF G Standing on the third railC Lost at seaEmi searching for meF G And we don't know how to sailC So if you go to guitar storeG7 You will see me again Holding the doorC It's an excellent night to sleep on the floorG7 C If you stay home tonightC Oh i saw you beforeEmi In the guitar storeF G I was lonely, lazy and uselessC And Bartholemew moansEmi To the counterfeit clonesF G When he feels like he's not a human