Yea yea yea
It's the one and only motherfucker
Who else? Uhh

Dr Baklava the mad technician (It's me)
Back in the kitchen
Magnum edition (uh)
I've never touched the catfish (nope)
I'm nasty at badminton (uh huh)
Once bitten, twice shot (uh)
My life aligns with lines in the sky (uh)
High in green jaguar's drive (ahh)
He wouldn't take money
So I gave him the gold watch (alright)
And some fresh baked focaccia (uh)
And a nice plate of meats cheese and olives (beautiful)
Out of nowhere hit the fiend with the Rock Bottom (uh)
Shavkat Rakhmonov (uh)
Man I dont eat no motherfuckin' McDonald's (ah ah)
I eat the same thing as a rhino (ah ha)
You better bounce and take that puta to the gyno (uh) before she ruins her vagina (uh)
Her favorite parking lot was by the diner (right there)
My backpack contains slimer (uh)

For that cake cake
Hit you on the head with the guitar like the Honky Tonk did the Jake Snake
For that cake cake
Hit you on the head with the guitar like the Honky Tonk did the Jake Snake

Can't quit this game cold turkey (uh uh)
Put him out of his misery like an old turkey
Then show no mercy
Dikembe Mutombo jersey (uh, no no)
Threw the rifle up in the river murky (uh)
Send motherfuckers to kiss the serpentine (uh, uh)
A lone wolf 'cause I've been crossed before (true)
Looking like Vin Diesel shooting arrows out the window of the Porsche door (uh huh)
Driving with my foot, bitch it's a look
Under the hood there's a thousand hoofs
Motherfucker you choose the wrong cup (uh, uh)
I chose the goblet Jesus drank from on that special day he rose up (he rose up)
I told that motherfucker to roll up (yo, roll the fuck up, man)
While I try to warm up all this cold blood (uh huh)
Your grave site could be an old rug (uh huh)
Or a new one
A blue one (true)
Leave motherfuckers stewed up (uh huh)
And disappear into the moon dust (poof)
Yeah its like, Rowdy Roddy Piper versus Goldust (just like it)
Hit 'em with the limo (uh)
Shoot the uzi through the pillow (uh)
God damn Baklava don't got no chill mode (none, no)
He like to lick the poison off the back of the killer toad just to feel at home (uh huh)
Man he's in thriller mode (thriller)
All kinds of gorilla chokes and scissor holds (grr)
He knows the same shit that a wizard knows (grr)

For that cake cake
Hit you on the head with the guitar like the Honky Tonk did the Jake Snake
For that cake cake
Hit you on the head with the guitar like the Honky Tonk did the Jake Snake