E                                 C  
1. Well I'm upper-upper class high society,
   E                         C  
   Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,
   E                                 C  
   And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small,
   D                                 B  B    B     B  B
   The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.

   E                   C#m 
R: I've GOT big balls, I've GOT big balls,
   They're SUCH big balls, they're DIRTY big balls,
   And HE's got big balls, and SHE's got big balls,

C     C   C   D  D      A     A  A    B
BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST - BALLS OF THEM ALL.

   E                                 C
2. And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,
   E                                 C
   And everybody comes and comes again.
   E                                    C
   If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher,
   D                       B  B  B     B  B
   Everybody says I've got great balls of fire.

R: I've GOT big balls...

   E                                 C/E
3. Some balls are held for charity,  and some for fancy dress,
   E                                    C/E
   But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best.
   E                              C/E
   My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right,
   D/F#                                    B  B    B  B  B
   It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

R: I've GOT big balls...