E C 1. Well I'm upper-upper class high society,E C Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,E C And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small,D B B B B B The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.E C#m R: I've GOT big balls, I've GOT big balls, They're SUCH big balls, they're DIRTY big balls, And HE's got big balls, and SHE's got big balls,C C C D D A A A B BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST - BALLS OF THEM ALL.E C 2. And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,E C And everybody comes and comes again.E C If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher,D B B B B B Everybody says I've got great balls of fire. R: I've GOT big balls...E C/E 3. Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress,E C/E But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best.E C/E My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right,D/F# B B B B B It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night. R: I've GOT big balls...