Well, it's hot in El Paso
A cool 85
And they're playing White Christmas
But we know that's a lie
And the family's all here
And spirits are high
As the sun in the West Texas sky

Hope you brought your Tecovas
And a good pair of jeans
Oh, you don't need a sweater
Hell, you don't need sleeves
It's too hot for hot chocolate
But an Yehova's sweet, specially if your rim's got tequila

Top the tree with the lone star
String the meadow with lights
Wait up for Senor Santa
Singing, "Baby, it's cold outside"
Pass around Casamigos
And I'll get lost in your dark brown eyes
Well, there's no snow in Texas
But it feels like Christmas tonight

Well, mama is crazy, but wait 'til you taste
Her cranberry salsa and chicken mole
And the laughing is louder and the parties go late
There by New Year's, you'll just want to stay

Top the tree with the lone star
String the meadow with lights
Wait up for Senor Santa
Singing, "Baby, it's cold outside"
Pass around Casamigos
And I'll get lost in your dark brown eyes
Well, there's no snow in Texas
But it feels like Christmas tonight

Well, now I know we have some friends
Tunin' in from New York, Michigan, and even Wyoming
And I bet that snow's got you slippin', sleighin', and skatin' away
And you might be feelin' sorry for us folks down here in Texas
But I promise we'll be okay

Top the tree with the lone star
String the meadow with lights
Wait up for Senor Santa
Singing, "Baby, it's cold outside"
Pass around Casamigos
And I'll get lost in your dark brown eyes
Well, there's no snow in Texas
But it feels like Christmas tonight

Oh, there's no snow in Texas
But it feels like Christmas tonight