Worst case scenario, I move out of your house
Call my mom, rent a truck, and a studio downtown
Worst case scenario, I'll never be the same
Start cryin' every single time somebody says your name
Worst case scenario, we move to Pasadena
Meet your wife and realize the grass was really greener
On nights like this, my therapist said
"Make a list of the possible outcomes"
And so here I am, cryin' in the bathroom
Picturin' my life without you
Wonderin' if that's somethin' I could even live through
Worst case scenario, I sleep with someone new
He turns out the light, I close my eyes, and I pretend it's you
Worst case scenario, I give up all my dreams
'Cause every stupid song I was beddin' on was about you and me
On nights like this, my therapist said
"Make a list of all the possible outcomes"
So here I am, cryin' in the bathroom
Picturin' my life without you
Wonderin' if that's somethin' I could even live through
Mm-mm-mm-mm
Mm-mm-mm-mm
Worst case scenario, we stay two years too long
Now you're thirty-five and you hate your life
And you blame me for it all
So here I am, cryin' in the bathroom
Picturin' my life without you
Wonderin' if that's somethin' I'm gonna have to live through
