Youre the devils daughter in disguise So dont try to hide the fire in your eyes You must be stupid cause you just dont have a clue Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you When all those aggies move to austin And beaumont is covered in snow When the wind dont blow in amarillo Darlin then you can come back home You sure can shake your little round behind But your hour glass figure wont buy my time You know how to work it lord knows its worked before This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door When all those aggies move to austin And beaumont is covered in snow When the wind dont blow in amarillo Darlin then you can come back home When fort worth is east of dallas And texans forget the alamo When lubbock opens up a ski resort And the brazos is straighter than an arrow When all those aggies move to austin And beaumont is covered in snow When the wind dont blow in amarillo Darlin then you can come back home When all those aggies move to austin And beaumont is covered in snow When the wind dont blow in amarillo Darlin then you can come back home But dont hold your breath Then you can come back home