I knew it would happen someday But I never thought that it'd be tonight Then you walked into the bar With your new Mr.Right With that big ol'chip on my shoulder And Johnny Walker making me see red I decided I'd walk right on over And pour him a beer, on his head And I know I'll regret this tomorrow It's just another cross that I'll have to bear I'm Sober enough to know better But I'm just drunk enough not to care I know it's not my proudest moment But when he swung at my face and just missed I decided there and then I'd introduce his chin To my right fist Then I tipped my hat to my ex-girlfriend Said "Darlin' you should look nice For a low down cheatin' dead beatin' Cold hearted witch, ruin my life And I know I'll regret this tomorrow It's just another cross that I'll have to bear I'm Sober enough to know better But I'm just drunk enough not to care Yeah I know I'll regret this tomorrow Cause Mr. Right's finally coming up for air I'm Sober enough to know better But I'm just drunk enough not to care I know I'll regret this tomorrow Instead of leavin' I sat back in my chair I'm Sober enough to know better But I'm just drunk enough not to care