Don’t drink tequila after 1 am
Don’t try to stop a fight that you’re not already in
Don’t be embarrassed, get up and dance
Don’t sleep with your best friends ex , he won’t really
understand
Whoa, whoa, there ain’t that much to worry about
Whoa, whoa, there’s always time for one more round
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and
the wanna be stars
A college education can only get you so far
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
There’s always that one girl who’s everybody’s flirt
And that guy in a business suit who never made it home
from work
A couple shooting whiskey just about to fight
And a leather faced gypsy full of no good advice
Whoa, whoa, from happy hour to last call
Whoa, whoa, I’ve seen it all
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and
the wanna be stars
A college education can only get you so far
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
Life is short
It’s just a little while
So over tip your waitress
And try to crack a smile
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and
the wanna be stars
A college education can only get you so far
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
I leaned in this bar
