There's snow on the road And its icy cold Can't wait to see your face As soon I get home Got the car fully packed Filled with presents in fact Got a tree on the roof Driving giddy like a 10 year old I've been working so hard giving Santa help At the towns local mall As a fucking elf But it's Christmas tonight So I'll just close my eyes And imagine the turkey cooking And the way its gonna smell But then bang Bang Bang Bang Bang I hit something oh damn I said Oh dear oh dear what's In my rear view mirror A moose or a deer I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas Ice on the road Blood on the snow Think that I killed Rudolph This Christmas I saw a nose Red and it glowed Head it exploded On my hood This ain't good I'm sorry dear Santa I think I killed Rudolph This Christmas I hope you can still find your way I'll bet Donna, Blitzen and Dasher can Find a way to my house for the presents and Yeah we both know the drill Let's not talk bout road kill Don't cry over spilt milk I know your a cookie man That's your thang Wasn't planned I Would go back in time but I can't I said Oh dear oh dear what's In my rear view mirror A moose or a deer I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas Ice on the road Blood on the snow Think that I killed Rudolph This Christmas I saw a nose Red and it glowed Head it exploded On my hood This ain't good I'm sorry dear Santa I think I killed Rudolph This Christmas I hope you can still find your way Just heard bang Bang Yeah it plays on my mind Was his fault or mine Had my eyes closed at the time I think I killed Rudolph this Christmas Ice on the road Blood on the snow Think that I killed Rudolph This Christmas I saw a nose Red and it glowed Head it exploded On my hood This ain't good I'm sorry dear Santa I think I killed Rudolph This Christmas I hope you can still come deliver those presents today Santa