Chorus: 
Everybody in the building has to sing the song 
All the boys and all the girlfriends sing the sing-a-long 
Think I'm in trouble, there's always a couple 
Around me wherever I go 
They're out there to bug me 
I don't think it's funny 
Everybody's laughing at me, yeah 
I wanna go out but there's no-one about 
All my friends want a quiet one at home 
The same age as me and 
They're husbands-to-be, yeah 
Everybody in the building 
Chorus 
I make a move here and I make a move there, 
I've got millions of things on the go 
I write me the best lines 
They're too corny sometimes 
Everybody's laughing at me 
Chorus (x2) 
I know when I find her 
There's rings on her finger 
I've tried every trick in the book 
I've got some hard pride 
I've got time on my side 
Everybody's gone without me, yeah 
Chorus (x2)