I like wallets 
I bought one 
I have no money 
Isn't that fun? 

I went to the store 
To buy my wallet 
So I used my money 
To get a whatchamacallit 

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Wallet! 
Wallet! 
Wallet! 
I got a motherfuckin wallet! 

I drove away from the store 
with my wallet and nothing more 
My wallet has no currency 
so now I cant see 

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