In the morning And in the evening When you think You're alone Too many hours In your apartment Has made me Hard as a stone I've tried to crack you I told you you're the one But you must have thought That I have gone I told you a lotta lies Just to get laid But your heart is Hard as a stone You're vicious But I'm a man I'm gonna do What I can To remain Hard as a stone That little pigeon Where did you find her I had to break her Every bone Eleven hours In your pool No longer Hard as a stone She was delicious Now I'm the star If you wanna be What you are You've gotta be Hard as a stone Hard as a stone Ha-ha-ha-hard as a stone You're mean But I'm a man It's not exactly What I planned But it seems I'm hard as a stone I'm hard as a stone Seems I'm hard as a stone