You never were a beauty queen Who dreamed she'd hit the silver screen But Mr. Greenfeld paid you good Where are you, Bambi Woods? You looked around the cowboy town And put your hat and pom-poms down You had your share of Hollywood Where are you, Bambi Woods? No, Dallas ain't a place to live And let alone a place to raise a kid So fuck your old neighborhood Where are you, Bambi Woods? Now even if you blondes have more fun You're also some kind of joke But you don't seem that dumb to me Did you know that Marilyn once spoke: "a smart girl leaves before she is left" Are you alive in NYC? Cause others say that you OD'ed Either way you're gone for good God bless you, Bambi Woods Bye bye now, Bambi Woods