Hello everybody, I got a story to tell
About 54-40 and a little trip to hell
Well we were in a restaurant one day very very hungry
We had a little bit of time so we thought we'd order some wine
The server said I highly recommend starting with a loaf of bread
Then we went around the room and placed the order for our food
And when it comes one of us ain't got what he asked for
He's a food loser
Food loser
Ooh ooh ooh
Food loser
Ooh ooh ooh
I'm sure it happens to you when you don't get what you choose
It either comes cold or late and it's a chicken not a steak
Now you know what's happened to you
And now you know what your friends call you
It's not as if you're a weird chooser
You're just a food loser
Food loser
Ooh ooh ooh
Food loser
Ooh ooh ooh
Food loser
Ooh ooh ooh
Food loser
Ooh ooh ooh
Yeah this is happened to me and I know it will happen to you
No matter what you think, no matter what you choose
You'll be a food loser
Food loser
Ooh ooh ooh
Food loser
Ooh ooh ooh
Food loser
Ooh ooh ooh
Food loser
Ooh ooh ooh
