I got a room where I can breathe 
I got a view no one else can see
Everybody here knows just what's right for me
Don't have to worry, the Doctor's always in 
I'm never lonely, I'm here with all my friends 

In Chattahoochee, I'm not crazy 
Chattahoochee, I'm just lazy 
Chattahoochee, Found my home 
In Chattahoochee. 

Out on the outside they sweat to pay the rent 
While we play cards, they say we ain't got no sense
They think they have a good time 
Blowin' somethin' up their nose 
Their corporate ladder can kill you it's so high 
While it's a party, here on the other side 

Who's to say who's crazy, It's easy to see 
All you gotta do is turn on your T.V. 
All the people on the outside tryin' to be someone else 
I'm havin' fun here just bein' myself, in Chattahoochee. 

They brought me here and said,"You're so dangerous to yourself"
But I ain't the one here 'out to blow us all to hell 
Just here to have a good time, let me know how it goes
Don't have to worry, the Doctor's always in 
I'd rather be here with all of my friends.