Hey, hey, hey mambo, 
You're the host of a haunted home 
Hey, hey, hey mambo, 
You ought to go
I don't want you here around 

Hey, hey, hey sister 
My, my only sister 
I'm ready for the race 
Hey, hey, hey sister 
My, my only sister 
I'm ready for the fade 

I can't hit you easy, 
I don't care what you do to him 
Hey, hey wild Billy 
You're too old baby 
I don't miss you at all 

Hey, hey wild Billy 
You ought to go 
Yes, with your sugar and coal 
Hey, hey suppertime 
With a strobe light 
My ears are broken in two 
Why can't they hurt themselves 

Oh no 
Oh why I sold my soldier coat, 
I don't know, I don't know