First ten rows, classroom seats Dirty movies, twenty bucks a piece You won't regret it, Led Zeppelin IV Another no show, the Gremlin roars Don't fear the reaper, Lincoln surrenders Jefferson, my little brother Earth, Wind, Fire I'm not a fuckin' scalper You owe me for this one Call the shots, scare the band Members Only, needs a hand Halen hair, smoke upstairs Women do respond, to cardboard stares Brian Johnson, five point plan Girls go haywire, my best friend Earth, Wind, Fire I'm not a fuckin' scalper You owe me for this one Not in my gym, take it somewhere else Remember the horror roll, it's a guarantee This is great iced tea, nothing's free Seventy five, and a ride You wanted it more than I did You wanted it more than I did Earth, Wind, Fire