Perfectly balanced A chip on each shoulder Full time drinker Gulf War Syndrome Bringing me down Part time lunatic Drive me to drink Smothered my dreams With one hopeless future Light up, get high Who cares Cursed by happiness Sulking and whining I'd rather be drinking Ruined by porn Screwing my eyes Full time pothead Automatic weapons Keepin' me hard Fucking broken record I hate the cops I hate the courts