Hey bartender, I need me one of those long necks
Yeah, man, that's good about as good as it gets
Here's a twenty for the jukebox, crank it up please
Here's another fifty, run the tab for me
Nah, that stool's not taken, girl you can sit right there
Ol' Joe will take care of you 'cause he cares
No, I didn't come in here lookin' for no romance
Hell, I didn't even come here lookin' for one of those one night stands
I don't need to talk
I don't need no shrink
I don't need to dance
Or hear what you think
All I need to keep me from losing it
Is good cold beer and country music
Girl, I hope I didn't come off too much like a big jerk
But I'm here to treat myself to a little bit of self work
If you'd sit down on that stool any other night
I'd be buying you drinks, feeding you lines
Working on a real good time
But tonight I don't need to talk
I don't need no shrink
I don't need to dance
Or hear what you think
All I need to keep me from losing it
Is good cold beer and country music
All I need to keep me from losing it
Is good cold beer and country music
All I need to keep me from losing it
Is good cold beer and country music
Good country music
