She sucker punched me dead in the gut
She pulverized my heart into dust
Now happy people make me sick to my stomach
'Cause ever she since she left I'm cursing couples in public
But someone should tell Romeo
Love is a joke
That shit's for suckers you'll only suffer
Starts head over heels then you never recover
Promise you the moon then you land in a dumpster
Fall in love and you'll discover
No such thing that shit's for suckers
Sending hate mail postmarked to cupid
Suffering from heart shaped hallmark delusion
Like Cusack on the front lawn, boom box playing love songs
Standing with a trench coat on
But someone should tell Romeo
Love is a joke
That shit's for suckers you'll only suffer
Starts head over heels then you never recover
Promise you the moon then you land in a dumpster
Fall in love and you'll discover
No such thing that shit's for suckers
That shit's for suckers you'll only suffer
You can try to heal but they pull you back under
Promise you the moon then you land in a dumpster
Fall in love and you'll discover
No such thing that shit's for suckers
I'm sure one day I'll forget
Fall so hard I bump my head
Get hurt all over again
But until then
That shit's for suckers you'll only suffer
Starts head over heels then you never recover
Promise you the moon then you land in a dumpster
Fall in love and you'll discover
No such thing that shit's for suckers
That shit's for suckers you'll only suffer
You can try to heal but they pull you back under
Promise you the moon then you land in a dumpster
Fall in love and you'll discover
No such thing that shit's for suckers
