Everybody's got one of those Uncles, cousins One of those wild ass friends you just can't do shit with This is about my boy, Bobby Yeah, check it out Still got a medical bracelet, medical bandage Already talkin' about, "What's up with this party, y'all?" To be elect that stupid, he's a runner-up canidate Already talkin' 'bout, "Where's the bud and the peein' jar?" Yeah Bad habit Bobby, in the lobby Waitin' for a place in outer-space A place where anything can take him Could be Adderall, could be Xanax, maybe alcohol Dope man, snow man, yeah, Santa Claus To put another wild night in the catalog It'd leave you duct taped up, going analog So watch your mouth and watch your manners, Hoss Don't spill your guts out, you better shut your mouth and can it, dog Bobby That boy, Bobby Bobby, don't you pull another pistol Surely me and you can have a good time (That boy, Bobby) Bobby, I thought you and me were kinfolk Well, what do you know? What do you know? And off he goes (Bobby) Huh, yeah (Bobby) Bang Bang Bobby Well, what do you know? What do you know? (Bobby) Bang Bang Bobby Told y'all Bobby, Bang Bang Bobby Well, what do you know? What do you know? (Bobby, Bang Bang Bobby) Off he goes Yeah, he's baking a cake I ain't talkin' 'bout birthdays, he's hungry, he's thirsty (Always) Got out on Monday, went back in on Thursday Made bail and went straight to the bar to get nursing Mama is worried, the boy needs some churching His soul is in trouble, he won't do no searching Hookers are lurking, the parking lot's bursting With brown and the needles, for death, he is flirting She gave him a front, he said, "I'll pay you first thing" Then look at the dope and now the Chevy is skrrting This ain't no earthling, an alien raised in the trailer park Serving a bird with a hurt wing It's Bobby That boy, Bobby Bobby, don't you pull another pistol Surely me and you can have a good time (That boy, Bobby) Bobby, I thought you and me were kinfolk Well, what do you know? What do you know? And off he goes (Bobby) Huh, yeah (Bobby) Bang Bang Bobby Well, what do you know? What do you know? (Bobby) Bang Bang Bobby Told y'all Bobby, Bang Bang Bobby Well, what do you know? What do you know? (Bobby, Bang Bang Bobby) Off he goes It's how you're gonna be when you're only eighteen With low self esteem, come on It's how you're gonna see it when you're only eighteen With low self esteem, come on It's how you're gonna be when you're only eighteen With low self esteem, come on (Come on) It's how you're gonna see it when you're only eighteen With low self esteem, come on It's how you're gonna be when you're only eighteen With low self esteem, come on It's how you're gonna see it when you're only eighteen (What do you know? What do you know?) Off he goes Bobby, yeah (Bobby) Bobby, don't you pull another pistol (Huh, yeah) Surely me and you can have a good time (Bang Bang Bobby) Bobby, I thought you and me were kinfolk Well, what do you know? What do you know? (Bang Bang Bobby) And off he goes (Bobby) Told y'all Bobby, Bang Bang Bobby Well, what do you know? What do you know? (Bobby, Bang Bang Bobby)