He talked to me like I was smart he sexed me up All the time I did not get it, was this my time to shine I did not get it, had my luck finally turned LA LA LA LA LA I saved up to take him out at night He said the restaurant was all wrong He said he had a dream about me And in that dream I was beautiful I made him a present it was a photograph of me I did not get it, he said it did not cost me anything