Who'll buy the table and who'll buy the bed Who'll buy the memories the auction is set Who'll bid for old love that's grown cold and stale It's the grand divorce going going out off business sale It's a grand divorce going out of business sale Odds and ends from two people whose love don't gel She will take the baby and he'll keep the house At this grand divorce going going out of business sale Who'll take this photograph of two kids in love Make it more than a dollar friend cause that's not enough Who'll buy their coffee cups where lips of love have failed At this grand divorce going going out of business sale There they stand in an empty room everything is sold Hating to break away and walk out in the cold Two grown-ups and a baby with nothing but themselves It's a grand divorce going gone out of business sale