D
R: Shot gun Willie sits around in his underwear
   G                                          D
   Bitin’ on a bullet, pullin’ out all of his hair
   B                                      D
   Shotgun Willie’s got all of his family there

   D
1. Well you can’t make a record if you ain’t got nothing to say
    G                                               D
   You can’t make a record if you ain’t got nothin’ to say
    A                                             D
   You can’t play music if you don’t know nothin’ to play
R:

2. John T. Floores was a-workin’ for the Ku Klux Klan
   At 6 foot 5 John T was a helluva man
   Made a lot of money sellin’ sheets on the family plan
R: