It's Monday, February 5, 1996
At 11:00 AM, Eastern Time
Me and my band went to East Orange
New Jersey for a WFMU radio show
It was a 40 minute trip
At 11:55 AM
Me and my band pulled up
By the college station
I done a poor job
I done a poor job
I done a poor job
I done a poor job
At 1:55 PM
My band ran a ground test with a riff
Fifteen minutes later
I lapsed in the sound booth
I set my rock keyboard up
And played two solo songs
It was a false start
I done a poor job
I done a poor job
I done a poor job
I done a poor job
At 2:30 PM
I started rocking hard with my band
I didn't sing a perfect set
I wasted my band members' time
At 3:30 PM
Dale Meiners yelled at me
For screwing up the rock set
He gave me a war hell ride
As we left the radio station
I done a poor job
I done a poor job
I done a poor job
I done a poor job
Diet Pepsi, uh huh
