Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Home is where the heart is
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Working at Papa John's I was making good bread
Got a $20 tip on New Years'
And I moved out to the lake
She drew me up a map with a fountain pen
She took me to her mom's house
With the boys from down the way
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Home is where the heart is
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Head bang in the crowd, dive on the stage
With black hair and a Smith's shirt
Meat is murder
I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no
I asked her if she had a girlfriend
She said "Hell, I wouldn't know"
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Home is where the heart is
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Went down to the back of the river
And she washed my dirty hands
I've been hanging around in a cloud of shame
Till she let me taste the cold water
Diane would help me pass out all the fliers
I became a big shot
And she got sick one day
I still have the map she drew for me
I'd be lost without it
That's as much I wanna say
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
Home is where the heart is
Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine
