People, ya'll ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker? Are ya'll poopin' on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker? You know what it's about to be on the poopship, but People down here in Missouri cruisin' on the big poop log Cruisin' on the poop ship, Sector 6, Warp 9 (haha) Cruisin' on the big poop ship, folks! Get with it, fucker! Let me lock in the system at Warp 2 I's been chewin' on this here, brownie, baby And I thinks- I thinks I'm almost through Let's cruise past all the golden poo That makes me blue I'm talkin' 'bout soybeans, people This thing gonna ? ? ? ?*, woohoo Poopship, on the poopship destroyer You'll know what I'm sayin', that thing can track any motherfucker Poopship, on the poopship destroyer That's what I'm talkin' about Let me jam up all of the frequencies on channel 2 Push it on into systematic overdrive You know, baby, you know what to do, baby Come on, come on, I'll tell Let's cruise, the chocolate stew was you know who The stinks all the funkied-up battles [??]....woohoo That's right Poopship, on the poopship destroyer Poopship, on the poopship destroyer Oh, baby...woohoo The poopoo, poop Give me another one, baby Give me another one Poop Thank you, my lady! We love you too! Remember to keep your head to the sky, baby You know, we're gonna through a wave sequence here I'm tellin' ya, Jim, you're gonna be riding upon the poopship We're riding the poopship into the next dimension Lose the poopship in my.... Are you feeling it, Missouri? Are you cruising upon the Poopship Destroyer? Are you mounting the poopship, Kirk Miller? I said, Kirk Miller, I said, Kirk Miller, Are you cruising on the Poopship? Big Jim! Big Jim! I said...... [distorted vocals] I'm tellin' ya Jimmy I, I, I, let's get ya on the poopin' The poopin' trail, Jimmy Let's do it again Let me jam up all the frequencies on Channel 2 Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what- what to do Let's cruise, can you cruise on the poopship with me? Can you cruise on the poopship with me....? ...We have received the Poopship connection With ever what you do, no matter what you do You are cruising on poopship And I thank you, and I love you We are Ween, we are Ween You may fuck, you may be fucked We thank you for joining us this evening We are Ween, and have a beautiful night I love you too Good night, my love [* - on original lyric sheet]