I guess it's somethin' in my brain I need whiskey to ease the pain But it's early in the mornin' And I'm feelin' bad again But if you ever loved me You'll go easy on me now Fix me up a cup of coffee And in a while I'll come around I think I spent the dog-food money But he'll love me just the same And if you really love me baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain It's a shame when morning hurts I've seen bad and I've seen worse It's the nature of my bein' I took some money from your purse And that French man loves to part And I know he's not to blame But the way you're lookin' at me baby I just can't help but feel the shame I think I spent the dog-food money But he'll love me just the same And if you really love me baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain If you really love me baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain