How much is it worth to live in L.A.? That land of silk and money where the pretty people play When they itemize insanity, how much will you pay? How much is it worth to live in L.A.? Now I'm not here to criticize or to put nobody down But they're weirding out in Hollyweird every time you turn around And when it comes to crazy, I know whereof I speak And I know where I'd be leaving if I were walking in their feet How much is it worth to live in L.A.? That land of silk and money where the pretty people play When they itemize insanity, how much will you pay? How much is it worth to live in L.A.? There's a freeway full of traffic going every which way People dodging bullets, crawling down the interstate They keep waiting for the big one, one tremor at a time Ain't nobody living there, it's all a state of mind How much is it worth to live in L.A.? That land of silk and money where the pretty people play When they itemize insanity, how much will you pay? How much is it worth to live in L.A.? How much is it worth to live in L.A.? That land of silk and money where the pretty people play When they itemize insanity, how much will you pay? How much is it worth to live in L.A.?