Go welcome our next guest
To the show where we call it
"Romantic Roulette"
Ya. What will you get?
Always seems like a good fit
For a minute it sticks but then it never sets
Ya. What will you get?

And it's like I'm like "Hey, Hello, Goodbye"
So close, almost, kinda not quite
I've been unintentionally speed-dating

What will it be
Door number 3
Show me that mystery woman
I wanna see
One little peek
Although I probably shouldn't
Catching feelings
Within a week
I really wish that I wouldn't

What will it be
Door number 3
Show me that mystery woman
Don't let it be
A love and leave
I need some chemistry cooking
God pretty please
My love is deep
And I need a place to put it

Studio audience
Hold your applause until it
Looks like commitment
Here we go again
Another contestant
To play the part until it's
"Better we're just friends"
Here we go again

And it's like I'm like "Hey, Hello, Goodbye"
So close, almost, kinda not quite
I've been unintentionally speed-dating

What will it be
Door number 3
Show me that mystery woman
I wanna see
One little peek
Although I probably shouldn't
Catching feelings
Within a week
I really wish that I wouldn't

What will it be
Door number 3
Show me that mystery woman
Don't let it be
A love and leave
I need some chemistry cooking
God pretty please
My love is deep
And I need a place to put it

The chords I play are fast and
This song it sounds like dancin'
But all the words are tragic
I hope the tempo tricks ya
So all the words don't hit ya
I hope the tempo tricks ya

What will it be
Door number 3
Show me that mystery woman
I wanna see
One little peek
Although I probably shouldn't
Catching feelings
Within a week
I really wish that I wouldn't

What will it be
Door number 3
Show me that mystery woman
Don't let it be
A love and leave
I need some chemistry cooking
God pretty please
My love is deep
And I need a place to put it