Well, I've heard it, I've heard it all I've heard it all before I don't need no gypsy I don't need no crystal ball Since you started messin' round on me darlin' Now the phone's ringing off the wall And everybody says it's so I got a broken heart comin' and they want me to know And I've heard it all I don't need a crystal ball. I got a lady across the hallway I got another one way across town All the people at your birthday party You should hear the way they're puttin' me down? It seems the whole world's out to spy It's like the CIA meets the FBI And I've heard it all I don't need a crystal ball Well I've heard it all I don't need a crystal ball Well I've heard it all It ain't no surprise to me I don't watch no television I don't read the daily news I'm afraid if I listen to the radio I'll hear about the latest things you do I don't want no explanation Nothin' you could say could be a revelation And I've heard it all I don't need a crystal ball.