We gave you time, it must have been ages And now your task is done We'll finish up and use your findings And delegation There was a time we had to hit the grindstone And the boundaries were set It wasn't hard, it was a celebration I guess that's what we get It wasn't long before our creation Took on a life of its own Our only faults were crimes against nature And all we could condone Looking back you'll see the irony was We called the project our pet Cause in the end we were the first ones bitten I guess that's what we get And in a room an anthropomorphic box Received all our attention And though it seemed so docile at first The self replication goes on and on On and on Dog doesn't bite