I'm a full grown man 
That's plain to see 
But nowhere near as full grown 
As I'd like to be 
But I'll find a bar 
And I'll have a few 
Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof 

Now, I'd hit the dance floor 
Each time I'd have the chance 
That is if these two left feet 
Knew how to dance 
'Bout the only time 
I'm kicking up my shoes 
Is when I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof 

Well, I start to feel like Superman 
Then I pick a fight 
Only to find that my opponent's 
Holding kryptonite 
You'd think I'd learn my lesson 
But, I'm still paying dues 
Each time I drink and start to think 
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof 

My woman left me 
She called me a clown 
Well, that's the general consensus 
In this town 
But I had it coming 
Lord, to tell the truth 
For acting ten feet tall and bulletproof 

Well, I start to feel like Superman 
Then I pick a fight 
Only to find that my opponent's 
Holding kryptonite 
You'd think I'd learn my lesson 
But, I'm still paying dues 
Each time I drink and start to think 
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof