Well I've seen things quite amazing As I've traveled around this land The grand canyon to niagra falls And miles of desert sand They may be awe inspiring And make folks stop and stare But I know a place not far from here Where they cant don't compare Truck stop casino strip club bingo ah and sushi bar Pawn shop laundry mat drive right up get married in your car If you find yourself about 45 min just southeast of dallas Just stop on in and make yourself at home Right here at cecils palace Mud wrestlin' on the weekends While your sittin' at the bar You can order food get a new tattoo Get drunk and watch nascar Theres somethin' for all ages Hard liquor and soft ice cream Get half priced rooms on weekdays At the buffet kids eat free