Kick Me Charlie if you catch me talking to her,
Kick Me Charlie cause I'm trying to forget her,
She called me a mullet after all I did for her,
Kick Me Charlie for mess'in with your sister
When we were little kids you used to tell me not to kiss her,
You told me she was rotten daddy spoiled his only daughter,
Now I'm the clown that is crying cause I could not resist her,
Kick Me Charlie for mess'in with your sister
Well she's the kind of girl that will tell you she's your lover,
Then behind your back she'll romance your big brother,
I should have known better than to mess with Charlie's sister,
I should have known better than to mess with Charlie's sister
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Well she's the kind of girl that will tell you she's your lover,
Then behind your back she'll romance your big brother,
I should have known better than to mess with Charlie's sister,
I should have known better than to mess with Charlie's sister
Kick Me Charlie if I call her tomorrow,
Kick Me Charlie cause she'll only bring me sorrow,
Kick Me Charlie 'til you raise a big blister,
Kick Me Charlie for mess'in with your sister
