Wish I had a troubadour a-sittin' by my knee, 
Playing stately rhythms of the ancient balladry. 
If I had a troubadour, I'd signal with my hand
And he would sing for you.
He would sing for you until you'd smile. 

Wish I had a wind I'd bring it by.
A gentle western wind to dry your eye.
A southern wind to keep you from your cryin',
I'm still tryin'.

Wish I had a castle clown with bells upon his hat,
Doin' tricks and somersaults, you'd have to laugh at 
that.
If I had a castle clown, I'd call him to your side,
And he'd do tricks for you.
He'd do tricks for you until you'd smile.

Wish I had a wind I'd bring it by.
A gentle western wind to dry your eye.
A southern wind to keep you from your cryin',
I'm still tryin'.

Wish I had a Royal Ballet, to summon at my will. 
Dancin' by the candlelight, some lovely old quadrille. 
If I had a Royal Ballet I'd signal with a nod, 
And they would dance for you, 
They would dance for you until you'd smile.

Wish I had a wind I'd bring it by.
A gentle western wind to dry your eye.
A southern wind to keep you from your cryin',
I'm still tryin'.

Wish I had a troubadour a-sittin' by my knee, 
Playing stately rhythms of the ancient balladry. 
If I had a troubadour, I'd signal with my hand
And he would sing for you.
He would sing for you until you'd smile.